Asian Mommy

Asian Mommy

Daughter: “Mommy! Mommy! I will be married and with kids some day, right?

Mother: “Oh yes dear, some day you will meet a White Prince and you will move to his country and live in a big house and have lots of children!”

Son: “Oh Mommy! Will I marry a White Princess and live far away in a big house with lots of children?”

Mother:“Oh heavens no, son. White Princesses don’t like asian boys.”

Daughter: “Mommy, does he get a wife?”

Mother: “Oh heavens no. Asian boys don’t get wives. Your father was the last of those.”

Son: “What do asian boys get Mommy?”

Mother “When you are older you will meet a nice attractive asian boy and your sexuality will become confused. Oh don’t worry son, when you are a little older mommy will buy you a fleshlight and a prostate massager. It will be less confusing for you then!”

Daughter: “Will you buy me something when I am older Mommy?”

Mother: “Oh yes dear! Mommy is saving up money now for the day you are older, and I will buy you breast implants so you attract the finest White man!”

Daughter: “Oh wow Mommy! I will have big boobs someday?”

Mother: “Oh yes dear! Big gigantic ones! Your White husband will love them!”

Son: “What will I get? Will I get a huge penis?”

Mother: “Oh no son! Asian boys never have big penis. Someday you will be given hormones and your little penis will shrink but you will grow breasts like your sister. You will be able to attract the Asian boys your sister doesn’t want. Won’t it be exciting?”

Son (angrily): But I want a big penis! I want a White Princess!“

Mother: “Sorry son. It’s not allowed. Now calm down. Listen kids, I am sorry. I should have married a White man. I know it is my mistake. But I want to correct it, by making sure my daughter goes White and my son’s genes die in his soon to be dead testicles or in some asian boi’s bum.”

Daughter: “Wow Mommy. It seems so unfair!”

Mother: “No daughter. You should feel blessed! You were born an asian girl so you will have lots of fun! You will get to wear sexy clothes and show the world you have a White Boy!”

Daughter: “Awesome Mommy. But what of you? Are you going to get back with Daddy?”

Mother: “Oh heaven’s no. Asian women are for White men only now!”

Daughter: “Oh Mommy! Maybe you could live with my White Prince when the time comes!”

Mother: “Oh yes dear. I have thought of that. But I would have to get implants first!”

Daughter “Yes Mommy. We would looking amazing with our implants!”

Mother: “Yes we will!”